And I'm so tempted to touch......

Penning down after two years feels like coming back to home and struggling for a tight hug for missing an important part of your life... It feels amazing to be back and I have committed myself to re-live this passion again...Well, today I thought of talking out loud on one of the best issues we women face in life and that's what we call as 'metro struggle'. In terms of metro-sexual lives we live(too sexual sometimes), we are too affectionate towards this new CWG's new highlighter 'DMRC' where people in their minds think the full form as 'Delhi Metro Ruk ke Chalna' as they wish that the metro could have stopped to push in that one last passenger (very similar to DTC- Delhi Thoda Chalna). As many feminist movements thought to have an equal share of seats (just like our dream of being in the Parliament), a special bonanza came in with a coach... ladies only (In pink and white flowers)...This really helped the women as now they preferred to handle purses, dupattas, bras of other women rather than a hairy hand racing towards the butt... Our Delhi men didn't take it seriously (just like 33% reservation bill for women) and thought they could manage a seat in this special VIP (Very Im-Perfect) coach..But the Rs500 fine was too much for them to handle....And hail, the women won the first stage of independence. On the other hand, we could now find men practically hanging in between and seeing the new empowered bunch from a distance(dare you touch now!). But the irony remains as still there are women seats reserved in all other coaches....Which court should these excluded men go? Where can they get salvation? Will it be a next campaign like Anna Hazare? (as they lost all their Anna Kournikovas).. Well to see the brighter side, all the butts are safe out there....and that's where the song plays out in all the men's head' And I'm so tempted to touch!!!!!'

The February Glitzz..!

After a long time...I'm again penning down my thoughts. The favorite subject of the season.. Love(cos its mandatory to talk about it in the month of February). How hard it is to value the rose plucked from the garden which is given to you? It really hard(its freaking expensive on that day), but the point being...how often do we value it??
My friend the other day said that no special day should be there for Valentine's or Friendship day(which is true), yet we need an answer to the survival of the Archies brand.. CD's of love songs, smiling teddy bears(equally the size of the girl)and of course, lots of love with price tags!(better be expensive).
Now the category of the broken hearts who sulk the whole month and envy the hugs and kisses flowing in the divine air on 14th (with a tint of bashing of the Delhi Police). Alcohol surely sells more on that day for the 'wanna be majnus'! Now valentine's is all about glamour and glitz where the love is compared with exotic chocolates with a simple 5 Star bar and love....well...should be above the price tag of minimum Rs.10,000/- (excluding champagne)

Lionel Richie's song " I call it love" surely has a new meaning now!

Pre- 'tension'

Now I really need to talk about it before I explode within myself. I want to know the exact meaning of being 'pretentious'..The word-web says its an unsupportable quality(yes, it is)but its a debatable topic like the virginity. Children in schools and colleges debate on it and end up in discussing its practical implications. In today's jet speed life(I'm totally being metro sexual), people really do not have time to think as to why are they in a habit of pleasing others when they themselves are unhappy, sad, angry or whatever emotion I can think of. Because of this pretension, people have started losing faith in relationships. On a lighter note, if I take my student life, I pretended to study and blamed my report cards or made myself feel better by saying that half of the class failed with me(even if that half included only the losers from my group).

It so made sense that we all pretend to be happy in what we are in and miss those funny moments in which we were ourselves(mostly after getting drunk). In love, people pretend to be mad and crazy and end up being the star cast of 'Emotional Attyachar', at work, people want to be at the position of their bosses, and end up being the headline of the 'Sexual Assault Newspaper'(which by the way is no newspaper). Now you tell me what is the biggest tension as per the 'pre-tension' is concerned??????

Modern-ization.....! At its Best....!

Well July is here, which means a new kick start for many.This is the time when parents stand with their poked noses in front of "Good Delhi University" Colleges with confidence of getting the admission for their kids. The kids are even worse,they still vain of not getting through Stephens even though they are getting through Venki(whichever's cutt off is more). 'AAj ki peedhi' is becoming intelligent as competition is between 99.23 % and 99.99%. I still remember my time when the competition was getting through a regular course rather than doing through correspondence.(for us IGNOU was like Venki). 5 years ago, when we used to be so excited to get into colleges as 3rd cut off was the last hope for us(3rd list is endangered now), but still managed. Not only in studies, but even in their lifestyles. Parks are being replaced by air-conditioned malls, McDonalds is out of picture for romance for school kids as they have enough pocket money to buy a feast for themselves at TGI Friday(although food sucks there). As the sophistication has creeped in, I surely feel, we were very "Shareef". The inflation rate has not only inflated our eyes, but has inflated the minds of these young people to think out of the box as well as spend out ofthe box. With the level of modernization increasing, I'm hoping that the news circulated by media that 21 December 2020 would be the last day on earth(Courtesy:Aajtak)could be true, cos nobody can stand the big "CHANGE" of a 9G phone with a 9 year old gay.....!

Changed....Yea, we have...!

Now the best issue comes into picture...The issue of changing..Even in the changing room, when we are changing, we feel, that my god my taste has changed..When you wake up in the morning and think of going to a scary land called "Office", you feel that this "new change" is just so killing..Till yesterday, being a student(when you had parent's money as backup), you never thought of spending. But now, after the change of maturity comes and you earn, buying a pen would shake your monthly budget(just as the government does). But the issue of change is like God, invisible, yet powerful.On this very issue, the world revolves where the relationships are at stake. Till yesterday, a bunch of students were hanging out, but now the students are learning their lessons by surviving alone, under the merciful hands of their bosses(which is true in my case). Things changed, so did time and so did everybody..As now the photographs of friends are being replaced by fake smiles of collegues as now these smiles come with a package of 2.5lakhs(for freshers) with an incentive of "change" to add on...!

The Best Issue called LIFE...

Now the time rolled over and I found that finally I have grown. No more a cribbing girl who would just sit and feel that a guy like Raj in DDLJ who would take an initiative to solve my issues..Being a human is itself a big issue..People say life without 'LOve' is incomplete.So sorry to say people, our parents dont feel the same. When we were in college, they felt we were too young to fall in love, and now when we are on the verge of becoming parents they say,'men are difficult to judge, so NEVER trust them. Phew! So no love factor, lets arrange some love after "arrange marriages".Next issue being the work place.Spending almost half of the day tracing people to buy your products and if they dont, then you feel your product was not good enough.Lets accept it this is something which will be a disputable issue as somethings have no base(sometimes its difficult to accept that you are terrible with selling). Something is called inner self, which can never cheat you neither it can be cheated. Right now, all new "joinees" like me, would feel, lets have a glass of beer, lay down and talk about those issues which nobody cares like whos gonna get married first, or who is breaking up with whom(which by the way sometimes I do care) and many more stuff. Its time to accept that there are some issues which can never be sorted, yet they exist and one needs to make sure that LIFE, being the best issue to discuss is not gonna be easy specialy after student life. Till school you felt good when you were linked up with your fellow mates, but now in corporate world,people start making their own perceptions.So, lets loose ourselves, drink beer, and WORK(Honey and money go hand in hand) so that we do not waste our time in writing blogs and discuss about that issue which is always being overrated!