Like a diamond in the sky..!

Two weeks before I was sipping a cup of tea with a bunch of known faces…Even the chai wala knew what we expect from the Rs.7 of ecstasy. Suddenly, as sometimes we feel we woke up from some dream, I found myself secluded in a place where even the chai wala was carrying an attitude of experience on his face… only 2 days have passed with my so- called ‘New Life’, the biggest problem which arose is that everything is new and damn it how much time am I gonna take to accept that my freedom of thoughts, my creativity(if any) would be sold for the betterment of some company which was alien for me a week ago.. That is life, with the flip of a coin, you see urself somewhere else , understanding about huge investments of colleges on R&D to reach to a conclusion that, ok lets buy journals for our library…and voila….the battle started……! Explaining the things on a lighter note, spending a 100 rupee was easy ( as the sweat poured was by our respected guardians), but now it’s a miracle that in the middle of February, a bunch of freshers are sweating after hearing about the names of journals from a very cute, humble, polite senior( that’s the incentive they were talking about).He is a very humble guy( of course its just 2 days), but have seen him deal with other people of the company. His favourite one liner being” Tu itna tension kyu leti hai….? Mai hoon na”….Now the starcast of Main hoon na would be feeling a little scared of this emerging new star….There’s nothing CTC in this case….! Making us comfortable with the terminologies which he himself takes time to recall..how can he even remember it, it would have been possible if he would have been on the other end of the story where he would be doing some research work rather than helping the publishers to understand the innovations made in all the boring fields(Science, economics, maths,….yawn!)…Our team is a small team with all men… I now feel they have appointed a girl (me, of course) for making them feel that there’s a world beyond men….Neither I’m good at dancing, or singing where my boss would be expecting me to sing a song at the end of the day when all the men would be tired of seeing the invoices….Frankly, still searching my skills…….It feels like there’s a mistake in the meteorological dept. ,as suddenly the climate at my side changed with lighting & thunderstorm to add on……..didn’t feel like a shooting star, but ya the lighting changed my life overnight…….

Living through the edge….

Let us first all be a little emotional because of the fact that we all are humans, and come on lets show some tears on our cheeks…..The time has finally come when you need to take a big jump with a helmet on your head…as trust me you cant afford to get hurt….Lets move on a little fast forward…..10 years down the line….People who used to play by throwing chewing gums on others will be chewing their nails after seeing the targets of 1 crore…Girls who thought of applying lipsticks and going on dates by filling up their OD forms, they surely would be worried about their daughters drinking vodka instead of pepsi(milk is surely out). The new Mastercard Advertisement has made our lives hell by just making us feel that my god…!time is running fast, with no breaks to stop it…..Like 3 Idiots some of us may even become funky scientists with Kareena and Ladakh to add on….I so want to have that pen right now…! But fiction is good in books(and writers should be given credits) and things cannot be practically implied…..Now as the time seems to be very near when blowing the candles on birthday cakes would be a pain as the candles would increase on an yearly basis like our children…The planning will start on the day of our Convocation when we will be throwing our degrees in air and would catch it with both our hands as nobody can afford to let the degree go…An investment of 5 lakhs plus 3 P’s as incentives; Politics, Presentations, Politeness…These 3 were the hardest things in Amity…..More additions to the P would be made as life beyond Amity would be difficult to handle…even worse than handling the CR’s of our class……..!

Life is a journey..with no wheels!

The guy who is always thinking of dieting yet is always drooling over the sweets and sensuous pastries and cakes….IMAGE-Sweet tooth, must be hungry all the time. …What capacity man!...There are some people in this world who are always talking nonsense and people term them as “Freaks” or “Crazy Sweet tooth guy”. But this guy has a darker side too….! After a very long time(although it happens everyday), something touched me today….We all are so pretentious, giggling for no reason, laughing on every simple thing and letting the past fly away like the old report cards which we hid from our parents. The humour lies with the fact that “Acceptability” is the best “Additional Feature” given my God in a human. With time even Lord Krishna accepted that he is no different from a human who is been bought up by a “Sauteli Ma”. We inherent this quality… My blogmate, the sweet tooth guy( I never take names in my blog) wrote his darkest page of life with an ink of acceptability …It gave me a reason to think…How difficult was it for me to accept that my father never spoke to me for 6-7 years (the toll has increased) when I needed him the most….The acceptability of “truth”…It was not easy but, ya eventually I found that it’s a part of life now….My friend had the guts to pen down the biggest truth and he must have been feeling so relieved…It really helps…Another acceptability is that the cycle of earning and losing the people is very quick..The ride of birth and death, the most tough yet the most “acceptable truth of life”…The blogger lost a friend in his arms, the toughest part of life when you witness death so closely….The counting of breaths and heartbeats….We never understand the importance of it until the last moments of life ends in a jiffy…..Gone…! Acceptability of “Life”….The person who has come has to go….! I so much relate to my friend in terms of acceptability and has given me a reason to talk about myself for a change rather than the common issues which is my area of expertise(dats only my opinion)….! But it gave me a reason to flip through my pages of life and have realized that we all are living a life of acceptability but sometimes this becomes so tough for anyone to disclose it …..I salute you my friend for Accepting each and every page of life with a smile on your face…..You have come out of it with the ray of optimism…….! And that’s the best thing in you…

Men are always penned…!

Men…the most complicated yet the most exciting topic to debate on…Once Adam being aloof under the sun thought of a partner in crime to start the rides of sins….They cant survive alone….yet they love their bachelorhood…! Always feeling the opposite sex being more possessive about them, and accepting all kinds of women in different shapes and sizes in urgent need….! The best quality in them is that they can lie as much as the rains pour down in Mumbai…! But the best part is that they are always in news. I was watching this amazing reality show where the emotion of being betrayed is being used to increase their TRP’s..! The marketing guy of that show surely did a lot of brain storming to reach to a conclusion that betrayal is the biggest fear in a person’s life and this concept will sell like hot pav bhaaji(pan cakes are out!). A guy double, triple, and tetra crossing tones of gals and all of them catching him red handed…..why are men always highlighted? Are they born to betray or it’s that homosexuality is still not being accepted with arms wide open.? This complicated two legged creature is always a suspect…Yet a women is always keen in asking questions which men can never answer…! The biggest and the toughest question being:”How much you love me honey??”…..! How can any man answer that?? WRONG….he can answer ,as the Bolllywood movies have made men feel like the SHahrukh Khan in DDLJ, where its not difficult for a London based guy to sing a song in hindi in the middle of the fields in Punjab..! That’s what we call “Manpower”… But one thing is for sure, that women will have question marks on their heads even when they would be celebrating their Platinum Jubilee with their husbands and all efforts would be given up in knowing their sons……! As the sun always rises in the east and sets in the west….thats the degree of scope in their lives!

Mal- functioning!

There are some people who are blessed everything… Overall 70% in each and every exam they appear. CGPA’s shooting above 10……and some are nowhere around…no percentages or CGPA’s to cross…..and there are some(the best ones) who are average scorers, big time chatters, and models for each and every photograph taken in the class….Teachers used to emphasize on the classroom interaction( internal assessment criteria), bring in sponsorships for stupid fests which no one attended . CRC research, student co ordination is something alien for them…last bencher ( in the Pakistan division) and a’ Im cool attitude’…No teacher thought of him during the internals, neither the external invigilators found the paper outstanding! Still he got a company (with Rs. 20,000) in his hand….! Overall performers, CRC researchers are now researching as to how average students are getting placed… ! even he doesn’t know…Today (as promised) I’m talking about this particular guy who is by the way a Six Sigma Green Belt and the best interaction with him happened when he would go to the library with me and come out empty handed but with lots of ideas in his head as to how he is not supposed to do any work in the project…! Dude….trust me…! Making you work was the toughest thing…! But now I guess ur now more funky ( with darsheel’s mountain haircut), you’ll surely take the step of giving your best for the organization(ya sure!).. .. Your passport has surely been the most ‘famous’ element of your life, which became the source of motivation for becoming an NRI (Non Reliable Indian)…Sector 22 surely got noticed and the teachers stopped asking questions (no internals, to be precise)….The best thing about you is that you managed to spread smiles in many lives by your Nepal Merchandised Stories…! We all loved that….and now as the news of your placement has been flashed in various news channels(specially DD Doordarshan), lots of good wishes would be coming through your way….and your NRI friends would be so glad to see someone shine in a populous country like India…..All the best for your future….!

Lord Shiva’s 3rd Eye…!

Lord Shiva has lot of powers within himself…His hostility says the unsaid…I personally believe that Gods have always been more complicated than human beings… So, in order to increase the confusion, he thought of testing the world with his own presence….I know a guy who keeps up the name of endowment…..Today he got placed.. heartfelt wishes to him…The profile being the best part in his job, which I can never imagine myself to do…He’s making altogether a different trend…Taken parts of pregnant ladies (umbilical cord) and utilizing these tit bits in cloning a new human(I know its possible, have full faith on the researchers)…Now dats what we say, to think (and do) out of the box….How much the girls of my class are looking forward to become mothers and enroll themselves with this guy (targets….dont forget dude). MBA taught a lot of things to him, like using big words to confuse the professors and market Jammu in each and every corner of the class…We are now familiar with the Pashmina’s and many other stuff which will surely help us in becoming a guide in NDTV Good Times ….(This channel loves travelling)… I’ve seen this guy saying yes to everything which is possible under the sun ( except that he didn’t take off his shirt in the class)..Maybe it has been his weakness and trust me people have taken full – on advantage of it…! Power –1, the power of saying “Yes” can be disastrous….! The guy has a machine which is loaded with different stories which seems to be recyclable (never runs short of it)….I always wanted to ask him, “Are these stories real, or its like a well….more stories with depth”…? A smile I got in his answer……! Power—2, the power of smiling in gloominess! He has always been complex, but his sense of humor has made the people around him smile and laugh their gut out…! Power –3, The power to make others laugh ( the most challenging one)…! Chocolaty guy (not cos of his looks or something), the endless stock of chocolates in his refrigerator has always forced the people to leave dieting! Power—4, “The power of influence”…The eras have passed and even the Kalyuga is getting prepared to reach its peak, there are people like him who are born emotional, yet are trying to keep justice to their name!....All the very best for your future dear…..! Your name just speaks it all….!

Nothing Presentable!

A time has come in life where a saturation point has come in impressing others. Whether for making friends or for the class presentations. I still remember my first presentation where I had a fear to say a lie, or make faulty statements. A feeling of nervousness was felt while seeing the mike or the podium. Reading the slides was a crime and the teacher made you feel as if it’s the time for final placements.” A tough time ahead…! Can’t afford to loose marks…..! What if I’m in a useless group? Only one person cannot do the whole work….! Next time we’ll not even consider him….!” Typical MBA students! Now this scenario has taken a backseat… the groups have been pre-decided and we know who will work and who will not…surely the second semester has ended…..So much of hard work for 2 months….selling insurance is not an easy job….How can a bank train 86 students in one go?? I started to believe in astrology as those 2 months was not lucky for me(thought of wearing some semi-precious stones).. All gave the ppt’s and the panel knew what these 86 students are going to say…..Monotonous ppt’s… Whats new in it? Tell me something new…! Everyone ran short of words….Another incident where the Presentation lost its Net Value….Now the stage of saturation…..The groups are running helter skelter to search for their team members… The first semester phobia has taken the shape of reality. The “Actual or Final Placement”(which cannot be touched or felt….intangible)…no one is bothered to open The MAHA GURU (Google) and search for answers…(no one knows the topic of presentation now)..as now everyone is searching for job portals…Im sure if Naukri enables a chat option, Amity students can form a community of their own…then a notice comes, you need to go for “INDEPTH ANALSYIS OF A COMPANY FOR INTERNAL ASSESSMENT”…Dude….ask about any B or C rated company, we know about it(Thanks to their continuous visits)..You expect to make a presentation on dat..?SIGH! WE are done now, have made enough presentations ( itna paisa mai itna hi milega) ….cos presentations are no more kings in the game..a mere salesperson ,where it needs to sell itself for the sake of keeping up its spirit in the minds of the students…..End of 4th semester……A bundle of marks with no companies in hand….so not presentable….!

Jamming!

The best day is when you feel that today something good happened. Even there is a wide scope for more terrible things but that’s the optimism of life. I learnt so many things but just observing the things around me. A city like Delhi, never gives you a chance to be alone, you rather pull out some time from the busy schedule. The best time being the traffic jam! Wat an irony of life, that we are actually searching for reasons to be happy. Today, while jamming ( dats the new term for never ending jams), I realized that life in Delhi is so funny, as the people are fun loving. Be it the climate, be it the natural calamities, terrorists playing peek-a –boo or immense issues like the Global Warming, Delhiites are always having fun even when they are pretty serious in life. The unintentional gestures makes you feel that the zone of tolerance is much high. Big banners discussing about sex problems and some saint saving the lives of these helpless people (don’t forget they are saints) or advertisement of some University(India’s No.1) where a fat girl is having problems in even holding a laptop in her hand. That’s the power of jamming where you see the naked truth with your blinking eyes. People enjoying bonfire near the roadside and eating all the peanuts to keep themselves warm. Any climate in the world, we are prepared to face it. But the biased creamy layer is struggling with these petty issues with a hint of sophistication. Rich people prefer flipping through the magazines while the people are waiting for the DJ to come and make the red light go green. On the other hand, the common man who is travelling in an overcrowded bus, utilizes this break time to stretch himself as he was hanging from Noida to Delhi, and still he’ll take an hour to reach home. Some even look here and there and feel relieved by watering the plants growing by the roadside! As they say it’s the worst time of a day as jamming is so not fun, but the spirit of a Delhiite is never hindered by these issues. Time management classes are being taken by management students like us, but the real time management only a common man can teach who is jamming with a DJ of his common issues!

Car(duh) Owners

The pendulum is something which I never understand…It swings like its in a hurry, and seeing it the whole world feels the need to rush up things.. The same thing happened to me in Amity…came here all depressed and frustrated with life ( DU life is tough to leave guys) and found a bunch of maniacs. You find tough competition in terms of brains, laughter and of course loads of talking. But there are some people in life with whom you interact very later. Either nobody notices them, or just make certain presumptions about the person. First thing which comes is “Dude, I guess he has attitude…”or “he has his own gang”…Ok… accepted but there are certain people who are nobody’s friends or enemies. They neither come to study, neither to make good quality friends, nor they are interested in knowing some good gossips. The worst question ever raised in their mind is that “Are they our batch mates?” its unbearable at the end of the 3rd semester. I know one such guy… Today is his birthday.. B’day wishes to you dear. To explain him more, I feel he’s manufactured in all together in different industry. No emotional outburst, no aggression in unnecessary matters and the best part is the smile which he never forgets to carry. That’s not enough dude, now introduce yourself….we want to know more. I began to understand when he once dropped me home with one of the other batch mates. The perfect match…dats what I felt. The whole journey only one person was speaking.. Amity! No idhar udhar ki baatein! From that day we felt that we own our friends car and sure we are the partners…! The small little Zen became an important aspect of our daily drops, DND being the most nerve wrecking spot where we wanted to race with other vehicles; just enjoying the perks of the toll paid! The journey has been amazing, and the ‘I don’t give a Damn’ attitude with no depressions to add makes this guy a true orator in every sense as he has the power of words to drive the people to listen when he speaks.. That’s the curiosity people have as everybody wants to know his real side…! Today apart from wishing him, I just want to him the best in his life and I’m sure he’ll marry some rich girl and buy Videocon some day as well as a brand new Zen!

“Placement” cake with a cherry of “Love”

Well today many of the Amitians got placed…Bravo! Amity is fulfilling all its promises (I’m still waiting for mine ), and the best part is its actually happening! Today I’m just going to talk about “Love”. Why a deviation to the topic because everyone is bored with placements, so take a break guys. U know, today I happen to see the Archies outlet in malviya nagar and suddenly the cupid struck me! Not on my heart but on my mind that hey, valentine’s is approaching! Gifts(expensive ones) are the best way to express your love and gratitude(for bearing each other) and the perfect date to add on. Reminding me of the latest trend of “dating” these days, many new concepts have been emerging. Chatting to acquaintances, friend’s friend and lot more. But one thing is for sure, u can fall in love with only one coz double crossing will cause a lot of issues. So, just sit back and take sometime out of your life and think about three things. One- is any friend eligible for being your partner, two- is dating an acquaintance a good idea, last and certainly the least, why the hell you want to spend this valentines alone ( even its on Sunday)? Trust me, when the final thought creeps into your mind, you will find a partner in each and every friend of yours and all the “oaths” taken would have to be extended for lifetime. Personally I would just like to say, there is so much enough tensions and problems in life, lets look the world of binoculars where everything is over rated , and where at the end of the day, the reality is out of focus and we feel the need to focus on one. As soon as you find the right person in your life, you will have someone to take you out of the prevailing issues and that feeling is the best in the world. So people just feel happy to be loved and love as the placement cake is little less “cheesy” without the cherry of “love” !!!

Blind folded….u think so?

Well another day to end….what’s new ?It happens everyday….But like our ancestors say we all learn something everyday….But like a typical human being….life wants to teach me lessons, I’m not willing to learn. I personally feel there are 4 pillars on which the building of trust vests upon; trust on God, parents, friends and your soul mate. If any of the pillars are not true to you trust me people….Chances of an earthquake is surely there… At this point of time when the element of God and parents are always there with you to pour their love and blessings, I feel friends are the ones left at this point of time whom which the word Trust can be associated…! Ohh…the soul mate part…I guess many people have to wait a long time, as this time Valentine’s Day is on Sunday….so no time for hunting “single” men (if any) and till then we would be busy struggling for placements, so people would find better options.(Trust me, there are lots available). Coming back to friends, tell me honestly, how many feel that there are friends for lifetime? I certainly do, because my oldest friend is whom I met during my toddler days, I cherish that thing in my life. But in such a competitive world when people are basically more “complicated” rather than “Competitive”. But does anybody feel that the people whom you met in Amity are going to be with you when your children would be willing to go for an MBA( or any such prestigious course…Time changes people)?? I don’t think so.. The way I feel for my old mates, I don’t feel the same for anybody here….Its just a matter of few months when we’ll be eating and smiling together. People are difficult to trust, cos here CGPA’s matter rather than any emotion, you will feel bad if anyone gets placed before you, you will forget that when you needed to do an assignment, your friends were there to do it for you. Gone with the wind (yesterday’s wind was enough for that)! I’m today very disappointed with the fact that people here are carrying a big knife in their pockets to slit everyone’s throat and put their opinion into other person’s mouth. We don’t need that…we have our own. Amity’s journey has been just amazing… but maybe my “Resource Centre” is fully overloaded with certain facts! The truth is, everyone knows himself or herself better, if you cannot be anybody’s pillar, don’t expect the building to be loyal towards you cos nobody is blindfolded, we surely can see the reality, its just that, we have been kind enough to consider you as a pillar. don’t be thankful when you don’t mean it..!

Delhi da munda...!

I must say I sometimes feel proud to see a Delhitite....My god...wat variety man.....!Had a normal fun filled day with my friends..so just didn't get time to notice the Realistic world around...I faced the reality when I was travelling back home...The best Don award was first won by Mr.Amitabh and then Mr.Farhan Cloned Shahrukh into the unpredictable crmininal(with a cat)..Today this argument was corrected by a common man who was around 6 feet tall...slim (no 6 or 8 packs to drool) and very dark complexioned....The chilling delhi made him to wear a shimmery jacket....He was undoubtedly poor...But his heart disagreed on that...The jacket made him feel like a Hero...A bold narration was written "MAIN HUN DON"....It just made me smile....! This is the true spirit of a delhiite....The guy should keep his ass safe....as "7 MULKO KI POLICE ISE DHUND RAHI HAI..."

A day to steal....

Today has been a very thoughtful day for me....It was my Sir's birthday....Was just going through all the posts and wishes being posted for him...was happy to see that..Then suddenly a question aroused...can a teacher be ever loved? In our school days teachers were like demons....suck our blood by pouring us with never ending ride of unanswerable questions...Gosh! they expected us to answer that? Now stopping the criticism I would like to raise a toast of question on his birthday.."Dude! Are u actually a human or a Greek God??Wich is almost like extinct and only Brad Pitt could afford to be one. One happy professor...with no enemies?No grudges?No cold looks?All love,harmony and peace around?I need to be happy(which I am by the way) but the scratch on my head is just snot stopping....I wanna knw sir, Is it that u are really happy?or ur just making us feel positive by showing only the good moments of your life as ur smile is what I always remember...wich i try to place it on my face....!

Kick Started

Voila....! Delhi can be bitter and cold....! Its showing its real colours this year.....I'm jst thinking of a day where I'll be sweating in the middle of January just by thinking about global warming...! Ahhh...!dats bad news for the researchers....Anyways talking about coldness and January mist, it reminded me of my cold taste for cold music smetime back....Time shows you more colours dan VIBGYOR....I heard a song which said...."If you ain't beautiful.....smething smething....."can't recall actually....But ya a number by Eminem......Wat cold song like Delhi...dew drops still fell from each and every lyric....U knw,by my blogs....I wanaa make the people feel that Hey people of all over the world....Music is the best medicine for any scars.....I co-related my bizzare taste for music with the unending winters in Delhi.....God.....chill down the spine.....not because of the cold...but because I realized that I ain't beautiful....!