Mal- functioning!

There are some people who are blessed everything… Overall 70% in each and every exam they appear. CGPA’s shooting above 10……and some are nowhere around…no percentages or CGPA’s to cross…..and there are some(the best ones) who are average scorers, big time chatters, and models for each and every photograph taken in the class….Teachers used to emphasize on the classroom interaction( internal assessment criteria), bring in sponsorships for stupid fests which no one attended . CRC research, student co ordination is something alien for them…last bencher ( in the Pakistan division) and a’ Im cool attitude’…No teacher thought of him during the internals, neither the external invigilators found the paper outstanding! Still he got a company (with Rs. 20,000) in his hand….! Overall performers, CRC researchers are now researching as to how average students are getting placed… ! even he doesn’t know…Today (as promised) I’m talking about this particular guy who is by the way a Six Sigma Green Belt and the best interaction with him happened when he would go to the library with me and come out empty handed but with lots of ideas in his head as to how he is not supposed to do any work in the project…! Dude….trust me…! Making you work was the toughest thing…! But now I guess ur now more funky ( with darsheel’s mountain haircut), you’ll surely take the step of giving your best for the organization(ya sure!).. .. Your passport has surely been the most ‘famous’ element of your life, which became the source of motivation for becoming an NRI (Non Reliable Indian)…Sector 22 surely got noticed and the teachers stopped asking questions (no internals, to be precise)….The best thing about you is that you managed to spread smiles in many lives by your Nepal Merchandised Stories…! We all loved that….and now as the news of your placement has been flashed in various news channels(specially DD Doordarshan), lots of good wishes would be coming through your way….and your NRI friends would be so glad to see someone shine in a populous country like India…..All the best for your future….!